Am I late? I'm late but it's STILL April 15th where I'm standing. Ah, April 15th, income tax day in the US. I couldn't find any good poetry about taxes so we're going with that other certainty in life, death. To sweeten it a little we're going to throw in Stephen Fry, some Dwarves, an Oscar winning former elf and a bunch of other people. You know what I'm talking about, right? Well, some of you do. How can we celebrate poetry without Shakespeare? I can't. My high school Shakespeare teacher, Mr. K, would haunt me. Hopefully wherever he is the powder blue leisure suit passed the dress code. Anyway, enjoy!
*Turns to go, knocks vase off end table. Goes to find broom.*