Far be it from me to ever tell you or anyone else to limit self-expression but it might be better to start somewhere where clothing is still the norm, like maybe a Toga Party. Last spring when you were talking about lighting farts as a party trick I immediately thought, "FRAT BOY!" and while that was a welcome change from the thoroughly buttoned up professor vibe you were rocking last winter naked is still a total 180. I'll buy it when you can say the word "bitches" above a whisper and when you don't stop yourself from saying "fucker" after mother. You live in NYC, the whole swear should be rolling off your tongue by now.
Blessedly, in this case, Prince pulls all of his stuff from YouTube so I can't play "Gett Off." No such luck with Ice-T's "L.G.B.N.A.F" but I restrained myself because I think I just heard another fangirl drop in Minnesota somewhere. Go ahead and express yourself, we REALLY won't mind, just give us all fair warning so we can order more smelling salts, okay?