What the hell was that, dude? Was that Val speak? It scares me to think why you might need to master that particular speech pattern. Is there a remake of Valley Girl on the horizon? Randy and Fred were punks so they didn't speak Val which leaves Tommy who was an asshole (the popped collar was a dead giveaway) and just no.
However, if you feel for some reason that you REALLY need to speak Val I have a suggestion because I'm helpful like that. Click the vid. It's the definitive guide to Val speak AND it's Frank Zappa and I can't thank you enough for giving me a relevant excuse to play it (like I need an excuse but the operative term there is relevant). We'll discuss the cheating thing after we see the rest of the evidence sometime this weekend. Have a great day, whatever you're all doing!